Wednesday, August 26, 2009

When Dusk Turns to Dawn

Upon the horizon, ripples of terror tear between the seams;
Cause and effect are all at once dire, horrific, dense.
This looming horizon bleeds a crimson and orange blend,
one which I begrudgingly recognize--
the inevitable side of the spectrum of which I dread.
An approaching din, accompanied by silhouettes
keeps time, keeps rhythm,
steals my sanity.
Tauntingly, they trot over the round side of the world,
Leaving behind a veil of the dusty sin, filth and regret.
Question marks and graphic punctuation float over my head,
illustrating confusion, frustration, reservation.

But, alas, from the seemingly inadequately barren gravel beneath my feet,
a single seed planted long ago bursts at its seams, exploding into existence.
It branches out, reaching all corners of fear,
pushing aside the enemy army on the ever-oozing horizon.
I sit beneath this life-bearing tree, gathering strength, courage, faith--
the treasures I've required for so long but had not attained out of ignorance.
And under the life-giving branches, divine peace embraces me,
sweeter than the wink of stars or kiss of the wind.
And I know that in my faith, I am not only complete,
but that it is my destiny; this is all a part of my plan.

Monday, August 17, 2009

Barking up the wrong tree

I'm gonna talk about something everybody is definitely sick of hearing about.

No, not health care. Not Obama’s "lack of citizenship." No politics. Or at least not really.

I'm here to dispute the case of Michael Vick.


So backtrack to the beginning. December 10, 2007: Vick is sentenced to 23 months; almost two years for dog-fighting/cruelty to animal charges, and mildly influenced by a minor violation of his pretrial agreements (that he wouldn't possess unlawful narcotics/other substances).

I give mad props to U.S. District Judge Henry Hudson for laying down the law in this case, even when prosecutors only suggested 18 months behind bars. Typically, the illustrious class is able to evade the law in one way or another, so this was a good message and example for Hudson to send out there. And don't forget organizations like PETA were jumping up and down more vigorously than they have in a long, long time because of the slap-in-the-face for animal rights violations Vick received.

At the end of the trial, after the verdict was read, Hudson told Vick that he needed to apologize to the many stakeholders in his case: the millions who looked to him as a role model, all those he hurt, etc. Vick replied with a "Yes, sir," and was thus locked up.

All that seems like so long ago, doesn't it? And it was. Two years is a long time, especially in a case with such charges that are normally (and wrongfully) overlooked by courts.

Vick was allegedly good in jail for the 19 months he was there, even playing prison football, and he called his time there a "turning point." Good for him.

Once Vick got out, the media coverage snowballed into the Philadelphia Eagles' signing him on a two-year contract. At the press conference, Vick spoke to the public for the first time since his prison release. His message was of thankfulness, luck, regret and change. "Now I want to be part of the solution and not the problem," he said, even vowing: "I won't disappoint." A big promise, but coming from a big guy. Again, kudos.

But that darned PETA (Philadelphia's society, this time) had to go and start yapping. And when that watchdog sounds the alarm, reverberations are felt nationwide. Now, I'm not saying PETA is a bad organization; I've been a bit of an animal activist myself, even adopting vegetarianism more than once in my lifetime. It's just that this lobby wields too much power. Or rather, their followers are just extremist in many cases.

Susan Cosby, Philadelphia's PETA Chief Executive Officer said: "Philadelphia is a city of dog lovers and, most particularly, pit bull lovers. To root for someone who participated in the hanging, drowning, electrocution and shooting of dogs will be impossible for many, no matter how much we would all like to see the Eagles go all the way."

Come on, Cosby. This kind of talk is ridiculous, to say the least. The language used in this is true propaganda; Michael Vick wasn't convicted for electrocuting or gunning down canines. He was sent to jail for organizing and funding dogfights (which is still terrible, but not as terrible).

Most importantly, I've gotta say Philadelphia Eagles fans are by the most intense--and vicious--fans I have yet to encounter. I still remember the year the Tampa Bucs played in Philly for the Playoffs and my favorite player Joe Jurevicius' baby boy had just died. And these nasty, inhumane (got that, PETA?) fans mockingly asked him, "So where's your son?" with drunken laughs. I rest my case, you Philly wankers.

Like I said, two years is quite a long time. And maybe Vick has repented, maybe he has not. But who's to judge? And who's to decide? The NFL's already let him back in the league and he's bound to a two-year contract now, against much protesting, so it's not like there's anything anybody can do about it now.

Besides, losing almost two years of his young life is punishment enough, says I. Don't forget that this so-called protege has a family, and even a fiance that had to wait for his release before they could marry.

And obviously Vick will have to undergo intense physical training to get back to his tip-top shape that he undoubtedly left behind before he left the prison cell. And even when he does get back into shape, it will never be the same.

This lapse of time has cost Vick more than time; it's cost him contentedness and the promising future he once had.

So to PETA/animal rights groups/protestors, I suggest: Get over it while you can.

Because most fans aren't going to care about his past, or his future because it's not looking that great.

Yeah, what he did and sponsored was absolutely horrific. I'll definitely testify to that. But Vick's served his sentence, he's done his time and he's paid the price for his crimes. And he goes out into this new world knowing that a second conviction is going to be worlds worse than this first.

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

It Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time...


When I originally heard about the $1 billion CAR Allowance Rebate System (CARS)--or more commonly known as the “Cash for Clunkers” program--I was pretty interested to see how it works. So before I begin my rant, here’s a quick education for those of you who just don’t know about it or have been deprived of outside contact, over the hill and through the woods at grandmother’s house:
Increments of $3,500 or $4,500 rebate incentives are given to Americans to trade in their ancient eyesores of cars that pollute our roads and general environment. The official cut-off for qualifying lies with any automobile that’s still running, newer than 1984 models, and averages 18 MPG or less. The cars the campaign aimed for are typically worth around $4,500, so don’t feel too lucky. What happens is the old car is traded in (and eventually destroyed by the dealership) for its decrepit value, provided by the government-funded cash back rather than from the dealer--and this rebate can only be spent towards the purchase of any brand-new, more fuel-efficient car. To qualify, new automobiles must average 22 MPG or better, and be less than $45,000. The higher amount ($4,500) is dealt out if the new purchase is 10 MPG better than the previous car.
Sounds convincing enough at first glance, right?

At first glance, it could be considered a success. Many Americans drove their wheezing, gas-guzzling “clunkers” up to the car lot they had been eyeing for awhile, now even more motivated by that quadruple-digit cash back guarantee. The American populace was tapping into this in an undeniable way; it was an overwhelming hit. It was reported that the economy has, in fact, been stimulated by the massively-successful program, as Washington had hoped. Some even go as far as deeming this Obama’s greatest policy ever.
Okay...perhaps initially. But here are the facts in numerical form. CARS sparked a 2.2% increase at American-born Ford, the first year-to-year increase for the company in almost two years. However, American-based General Motors dropped 19% in sales compared to July 2008, even though sales have spiked 8% since this June. American Chrysler also reported loss at 9.4% this month, as drops were expected of all the American automakers. Foreign companies Toyota, Honda, and Nissan additionally fell in year-to-year sales. Besides Ford, only Korean automaker Hyundai actually went up in sales since last July, with its 12% increase.
Even with these solid statistics, there’s an issue: American automakers obviously have no gaping advantage, even with the huge helping hand of the oh-so-infallible American initiative, exhibited through CARS. When trading in their “clunkers,” Americans are mostly buying foreign-made vehicles with the "clunkers" incentive money: the most-sold in the U.S. this week were foreign-made Honda Civic’s and Toyota Corolla’s, Prius’s, and Camry’s (with the exception of the also popular and homegrown Ford Focus).
So there goes the whole “‘Clunkers’ is great for the economy!” myth. Ooh, sorry. Better luck next time!

While reading up on the subject, I came across something that Democrat Debbie Stabenow, U.S. Senator, said: “with over 200,000 cars sold, thousands of employees on the job serving customers...and sales tax income flowing into struggling states, CARS has injected money into communities across America.”
If you’re still reading this, allow me to dissect this statement, ladies and gents.
First of all, the “thousands of employees on the job serving customers” creates an annoying little blip on my radar. The last time I checked, the national average for unemployment was nearing double digits at 9.5% (June 2009); it’s probably safe to say that the American work force isn’t exactly flourishing right now. It’s also a little eluding to say that these car salesmen have such solid careers. In the week before CARS’ launch, these same now-bustling employees were undoubtedly dreading inevitable lay-offs their companies were making in massive amounts because they had--and still have--a diminishing income to pay their employees with.
Second of all, exactly where is this money flowing from? Obviously if national unemployment rates are nearing--and many states already are above--double digits, We The People just simply have no money to spend on new cars. That's really not so hard to compute. Also, with the economic state so terrible and banks so wary to give out loans for The People to buy said cars, there is definitely no way that citizens' finances can hold their heads above the current. Insurance rates are flying through the roof in a time of economic instability such as this, so making car payments and purchasing insurance is out of the question for The People, too.
“Cash for Clunkers” has pushed many to trade in their shabby old cars, get some cash for a better car and ultimately help out the economy and feel good about the environment while driving home, intoxicated by that new car smell. Kudos for that, America (if you can actually afford a brand-spankin'-new hybrid with the cost driven down ever-so-slightly).
However, many of the citizens who took advantage of this program are people who may not have been planning on trading in their cars and/or buying a better one this year. What this leads me to is the golden question: What’s next? What happens when the current $1 billion fund runs dry?
Well, Transportation Secretary Ray LaHood said Saturday on CBS, “Don’t worry. Go out and buy a car.”
Uh... Is that a direct order, sir?
The vital inquiry that these politicians can’t ignore now is that if the vast majority of Americans trade in their “clunkers” now to supposedly boost our economy, then who’s going to do it after they’re done? Without a promise of such a valuable rebate to keep the momentum, I’m going to go out on a limb here and guesstimate that these automakers will see the same turnout number the struggling auto industry had been receiving shortly before this program launched. This would translate into the aforementioned “stimulated” auto industry shrinking back into its previous ditch, bruising consumer confidence and--who saw this one coming?--our economy on its way back down.

Via Twitter, Democratic Senator Claire McCaskill said, “We simply cannot afford any more taxpayr $ to extend cash for clunkers. Idea was to prime the pump, not subsidize auto purchases forever.” (Yes, she spelled it "taxpayr," not taxpayer. Don't get too anxious; she's only from Missouri)
Agreed. Even if the Senate does give the House legislation the go-ahead for an additional $2 billion for CARS (which they probably will), I similarly ask: What’s next? Another $10 billion? When and where will Congress draw the line? What we face is the first half of our legislative branch giving the thumbs-up to spending excessive amounts of America’s tax revenue on endeavors that have no guaranteed result, nor are yielding anything significant once implemented. And remember that a stimulus is only the spark of an ensuing economic fire; as McCaskill tweets so eloquently, this was to give the business a boost, not hold them up until the government’s arms--or funding--ultimately became exhausted.
Apparently, our government doesn’t know how to fix this darned economy problem without draining the lint-filled pockets of its weary taxpaying citizens. It’s like that terribly apparent bug on your windshield that you’ve tried to windshield-wipe-off for weeks, but it just won’t go away.
But maybe, just maybe everything is actually going to work out dandily; American society doesn’t seem to get it yet either, so at least lord and vassal are on the same page. “To me, it’s a big waste of taxpayer money,” Alvin Lee, a California car shopper told CBS Radio. “But if it’s there, I’ll take it.”
Stimulating, indeed.


Relatedly, this video casts it in a bit of a funnier light. Freakin' baller: